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« Reply #100 on: April 07 2021, 03:54 »
Subject: Psychiatrist v Bartender
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him:
“I've got problems.  Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.  I'm scared.  I think I'm going crazy.”

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge I asked?”   
“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I'll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having he asked?”
“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00.  I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”
“Is that so” said the shrink, and with a bit of an attitude he went on, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed, aint nobody under there now !”
It's always better to get a second opinion